Thursday, July 19, 2001
And the two terrapin pictures the burrick did.
[ sailoreagle + 10:13 PM + link ]
A weird normal conversation on IRC
<Iggles> do any of you know how weird terrapins are <Iggles> very weird. <Iggles> he looks upon me as a source of food, I think <d0om> lol <Iggles> and I don't mean "the person that brings food" <d0om> yeh, terrapins are like that <sailoreagle> lol <Iggles> and whenever I clean the tank, I put him outside and he finds the darkest place he can and stays there <Iggles> finding him is hell sometimes <Fat-Burrick> I wonder why, Iggles ;) <d0om> hehe <Iggles> not to mention he moves surprisingly fast <Fat-Burrick> for a terrapin? <d0om> Iggles, get two tanks? <Iggles> that you'd think <Iggles> not enough room <Iggles> although <Fat-Burrick> Put him in the sink <d0om> a small one to hold him for a while? <Iggles> that's where I wash the tank out <Fat-Burrick> your pocket? <Iggles> he can climb! <sailoreagle> lol <Fat-Burrick> heh <Iggles> I put him in a washing up basin and he got out! <d0om> tie him uo? * Fat-Burrick imagines a small terrapin in climbing gear climbing up the inside of Iggles' trousers <d0om> get some little chains and tie him up :p <Iggles> I will have to get another tank as he's growing out of it <sailoreagle> lol! <Iggles> lol <d0om> LOL <Iggles> I'm calling him a "he" but I haven't a clue, really <Iggles> and I'm not sick enough to find out :P <d0om> well, has he laid any eggs yet? ;) <Iggles> heh, no <sailoreagle> heh <d0om> thats a good sign :p <sailoreagle> hehe <Fat-Burrick> Terrapin: "[terrapinvoice]Now i have escaped from the tank of death, i will now attempt to reach the horn of cape or something![/terrapinvoice] <sailoreagle> LOL <Iggles> but, erm, as I only have one.. <Fat-Burrick> Iggles <Iggles> I'm not really expecting any <Fat-Burrick> Put two magazines out <d0om> They lay eggs first don't they? <Fat-Burrick> FHM and a gay magazine <d0om> then they fertilise them afterwards? like fished? <Iggles> I thought they had to do it first <sailoreagle> rofl <Iggles> sorry, "do it" <Iggles> :) <Iggles> lol <Fat-Burrick> if it goes to sleep on FHM its a boy <Iggles> or two pictures * d0om wonders where you buy "FHM for terrapins" <Iggles> sypha and sailoreagle :) <Fat-Burrick> if it likes "the other side" then call it sypha <Fat-Burrick> or beatrice <sailoreagle> lol <Fat-Burrick> It could be a gay terrapin though, that would be hard to distinguish <Iggles> no, I'll still call him Yertle <Iggles> heh <sailoreagle> but how would you know <sailoreagle> if it goes to my picture <Fat-Burrick> it tries to hump the male fish? <sailoreagle> it could be a female lesbian terrapin or something <Fat-Burrick> oh <Iggles> fish? <Fat-Burrick> yes <Fat-Burrick> the male fsih you keep... <Iggles> the fish would be dinner nefore any thoughts of romance come along :) <d0om> hehe <sailoreagle> hehe <Iggles> and anyway <Iggles> the fish are in another tank <Iggles> as terrapins need air <Fat-Burrick> but the terrapin can climb! <Iggles> not sheer glass it can't :) <d0om> hehe <Iggles> OR CAN IT <Fat-Burrick> with its climbing gear I'm sure it could <d0om> it can get icepicks! * Iggles is now paranoid <Iggles> it could climb out at night.. <Fat-Burrick> yeah <d0om> then, in teh middle of the night, when you least expect iot <Iggles> fuck thefish <Fat-Burrick> get some toothpicks from the kitchen... <Iggles> and climb back in! <d0om> this terrapin climbs into your bed <Iggles> no one would suspect a thing! <sailoreagle> LOL <d0om> and KILL YOU! <Fat-Burrick> AND BITES YOUR NIPPLES! * Iggles is worried * sailoreagle is reduced to a ball of helpless laughter <Iggles> no, my nipples are still atta- OH DEAR LORD <d0om> rofl! <Fat-Burrick> "Nipple biting terrapin kills young London boy" <Fat-Burrick> IT WILL BE IN ALL THE PAPAERS <sailoreagle> ROFL * d0om is goign to fall off his chair if he laughs any more! <Iggles> Daily Mail: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! <Iggles> or Helen Lovejoy, either or :) *** Fat-Burrick has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Iggles> he pinged out with laughter <d0om> "in other news, IRC logs found on biten boy's computer implicate a criminal known as "fat-burrick" in suplying the terrapin with climbing equiptment to allow it commit ther muder" <Iggles> hehe <sailoreagle> lol *** Fat-Burrick has joined #the_hidey_place_of_all_hideynes *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Fat-Burrick <d0om> wb <Iggles> "`d0om` and `sailoreagle` just sat and laughed" <d0om> hehe <Fat-Burrick> Whilst I was recconeting I have thought up a battleplan Iggles. All you need is 4 miles of tinfoil to wrap your body in at night, then you will be safe <Iggles> "and that kitten played with the ball of string... all through the night." <Fat-Burrick> unless your terrapin can get heavy machinery <Iggles> woobie FB <Iggles> it probably can.. <Fat-Burrick> then you're screwed <Iggles> literally? <d0om> WOUldn't that kinda make breathing hard? <Fat-Burrick> yes <Iggles> damn <d0om> all that tinfoil? <Fat-Burrick> screwed to the depths of your life <Iggles> quit nitpicking, d0om <d0om> isn't it easier to buy a lid for the tank? <d0om> ;) <Fat-Burrick> i'm sure he could get terradildos too <d0om> (with a lock) <Fat-Burrick> Sorry if this is frightening you <Fat-Burrick> but its all possible! <Iggles> oh yeah, I have a lid <d0om> uhm...dare I ask what a terradilod is? <Iggles> I'll take a picture one day and show you all *** Zantie has joined #the_hidey_place_of_all_hideynes *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Zantie <Iggles> I have all the kit, full spectrum lighting, filter, heater <d0om> lo Zantie <Fat-Burrick> its a very small dildo <Fat-Burrick> that terrapins use
[ d0om + 9:45 PM + link ]
Saturday, July 14, 2001
wb sailoreagle :) I've missed you :) *hugs*
[ d0om + 8:04 PM + link ]
Yup, you fucked it up pretty bad. :p It's fixed now. (You'd forgotten a " in your link tag, btw. Oh, and a + in the url the second time you posted it. And you didn't publish.)
And yes, I'm back.
ROFL @ log, btw. ;)
[ sailoreagle + 2:40 PM + link ]
Tuesday, July 10, 2001
WOW I THINK I FUCKED THAT UP PRETTY WELL CAPTAIN
Here's the proper thing ;)
[ Fat Burrick + 9:37 PM + link ]
Things usually get freaky whenever me and Dave are around... as seen by this particuar #fb log...
[ Fat Burrick + 9:11 PM + link ]
Friday, July 06, 2001
Hey, not my fault if you came online just as I was leaving. I need sleep, you know. ;)
You l33t golfer you. ;)
[ sailoreagle + 2:36 PM + link ]
I love golf :-)
I just played really, really well and got a better score than my dad (my partner) and the two other guys. So from the bet we had, I made £7 :-)
I also outdrove everyone there, which is great as they're adults and I'm merely 16 ;-)
Then as we got in, there was a relly great thunder storm :-)
The only bad thing about this was that you lot decided not to be around to be bored by me talking about it ;-)
[ Iggles + 1:24 AM + link ]
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